Wednesday, June 18, 2008
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Or you wait for some neighborhood kids to make it and then you steal all their money.
by Anonymous at 12:21 PM
An 18-year-old man stole $17.50 from a group of kids selling lemonade. One of the kids chased the man down into a home and waited there until the police arrived. An hour later, the man surrendered and was arrested. He was charged with felony burglary.
A few thoughts here:
1. Isn't it weird to read 18-year-old MAN? I remember when I was 18. I was no man. Neither is this guy. Stealing lemonade money from kids disqualifies you.
2. FELONY burglary? Stealing less than $20 from a group of kids is a felony? Holy crap!
3. The kid who chased this "man" is a badass. But a badass whose parents probably need to tell her that what she did was foolish.
