Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Do these come in low-rise?


K-Mart is now selling abstinence sweatpants.

I think it's safe to say that if you are wearing sweatpants, getting laid wasn't high on your "to do" list in the first place. They might as well be selling abstinence fanny packs.

Here's to hoping that "No Means No" halter tops will be available soon.

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2 comments:

  1. Brian Says:

    What if we're in true like?

  2. Melissa Says:

    Tramp stamp?