Monday, June 16, 2008

Sweet sassy molassy

If you're trying to describe the slow speed of something and you compare it to molasses, you need to work on your simile's. That's just a poor effort, using molasses. Does anybody even know what molasses is anymore? No, because we use honey. Or brown sugar. Molasses. Bah!

By the way, this video stream of the U.S. Open is slow as.........

Okay molasses.

Another by the way: why does someone in the gallery yell "GET IN THE HOLE" every time a golfer takes a shot no matter where it's from?

Announcer: "Well Roger, we're 517 yards from the green on this par 5. Tiger with his first shot from the tee."

[WHACK!!!!]

"GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Morons.

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2 comments:

  1. Jane Says:

    You are not the only one annoyed by people yelling things about things getting in holes.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Frontier-justice-for-quot-Get-in-the-hole-quot?urn=golf,88247

  2. Brian Says:

    Interesting. If this blog was read by more than 5 people, I'd accuse him of copying.