Monday, May 19, 2008
The most delicious traffic accident ever
by Greg at 10:47 AM
MORRIS, Ill. (AP) - Got milk?
Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway. Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.
In other news, Kirstie Alley's publicist has announced she will be heading to Morris, IL to assist with the cleanup effort.