Wednesday, May 07, 2008
The JoS. A. Bank voiceover guy
by Anonymous at 8:37 AM
I wonder if the voiceover guy on the Joseph A. Bank commercials talks like that in real life.
Wife: "Honey by chance did you pick up stuff for salads on your way home?"
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Yes I did. Cucumbers and carrots, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "That's great."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Entire stock of lettuce, croutons, and grated cheese, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Cost of a divorce, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "I wish you were dead."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Going rate on domestic homicide, FIFTY percent off."
Ugh! I hate that guy! And I hate the way he says "Joseph A. Baaaaank."
That's a perfect example of a commercial that makes me less likely to buy a particular product.
I'd go there if they ever had any good sales.
Yeah lame.