1 Happy St

This is a real "out of office" I just got:

I will be out of the office taking a long 3-day break from this place with the wife. I'm turning off my phone and I'm not reading emails until Monday or Tuesday at the earliest. If you need immediate assistance, please call ###-###-####. Otherwise I will respond to your email some time before Wednesday.

I don't know this guy personally, but he's a new hero of mine.