Friday, March 23, 2007
Sometimes it's good to have goals. Other times not so much
by Anonymous at 2:21 PM
Headline seen: Cubs closer has goals: save 50 games, learn to use nunchucks.
1st line of the article: Ryan Dempster says he is training to be a ninja.
Quote within the article: "You have to learn how to throw a throwing star and nunchucks and all those kinds of things. Obviously you've got to do martial arts and learn how to be really quiet, which is a tough task for me because I talk a lot."
All of the above is real.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2007 Chicago Cubs. Something tells me this won't be making it anywhere near their media guide.
1st line of the article: Ryan Dempster says he is training to be a ninja.
Quote within the article: "You have to learn how to throw a throwing star and nunchucks and all those kinds of things. Obviously you've got to do martial arts and learn how to be really quiet, which is a tough task for me because I talk a lot."
All of the above is real.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2007 Chicago Cubs. Something tells me this won't be making it anywhere near their media guide.
