Friday, March 23, 2007

Sometimes it's good to have goals. Other times not so much

Headline seen: Cubs closer has goals: save 50 games, learn to use nunchucks.

1st line of the article: Ryan Dempster says he is training to be a ninja.

Quote within the article: "You have to learn how to throw a throwing star and nunchucks and all those kinds of things. Obviously you've got to do martial arts and learn how to be really quiet, which is a tough task for me because I talk a lot."

All of the above is real.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2007 Chicago Cubs. Something tells me this won't be making it anywhere near their media guide.