Monday, March 12, 2007

So long Richard Jeni

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you have to help me. I am severely depressed, and I’ve lost my will to live. Is there anything you can prescribe me?"

The doctor looks at his patient and says, "I think I have just the thing for you. I’m not going to prescribe you any medicine, but I want you to go somewhere for me. At the town theater, there’s a comedian that performs there every Saturday night and he’s hilarious. He will have you in stitches and I’m quite sure he’ll lift you from your depression."

"I don’t think that will work," says the patient.

“"Why not?" asks the doctor.

"Because I AM that comedian."

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  1. Jane Says:

    So sad.