Thursday, March 29, 2007

Oh don't mind her Mom and Dad, she shows up here every day

I'm not sure what to make of this story from The Michigan Daily, but I do know that Eastern Michigan University is Greg's alma mater.

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch. While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating. No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, fraternity member Dan Nye said. When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point. She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left. According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs. "Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people." The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University. Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said. Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.

Isolated huh? Ya think?

6 comments:

  1. Greg Says:

    I would have commented on this blog entry earlier but I was stuck in traffic being caused by the crowd of perverts outside the Pi Kappa Alpha frat house waiting at the curb to get their hands on those couches.

  2. Molly Says:

    Oh...COUCHES...I was seeing a different word at first. :)

  3. Brian Says:

    Money quote: "Obviously, she was very disturbed. It was not how a normal person would respond to people." Not normal?

    Money-er quote: Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour.

    I can totally picture them pleading for her to leave. "Please crazy lady, this is not right. Uh, could you move a little to the left. Yeah, that's better. But seriously, you have to go. This is insane. Wait, could you move your left hand around to the side and pucker your lips a little. Perfect. But now I'm getting mad. You really have to go."

  4. Janelle Says:

    I heard about this. But I heard the story may be fake and the frat boys called the police and faked the whole thing

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I'll take buzz kill for $100, Janelle.

  6. Melissa Says:

    I am never sleeping on the hide-a-bed in Greg's basement again.