Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I want my 2 [thousand] dollars

On April 5, Chicagoan Jenny Huynh forced her sister-in-law Kein Tran to open a safe in her home and stole at least $2,000 from her. Afterwards, Huynh allegedly stabbed Tran to death, and then went gambling.

Money quote within the article:
"I know she has a gambling problem, but this really surprises me," said Michelle Duong, manager of Nails Now in Mundelein, who fired [Huynh] last week for doing a poor job as a nail technician.

Future quote that I hope to see:
"I was broke and I needed to go to the boat," said Huynh. "I'm not going to apologize for that. Although I do admit the killing part was totally my bad."


  1. Maygan Says:

    "...needed to go to the boat."

    What does that mean? Is this some kind of gambling reference that went over my head?

  2. Anonymous Says:

    In the Chicago area, the only casino's we have are on riverboats. When people say 'I'm going to the boat', they're referring to a casino.

  3. Non-Chicagoan Says:

    Ooooh, thanks. My bad.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Once again, our comment section is funnier than the original. Well done.