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My warranty just ran out on my Magnum and it started making weird engine noises, as if to tell me to prepare to start missing a lot of work and shelling out thousands of dollars on her. So last week I told her "you better quit playing, I'll just get rid of you." She calmed down for a couple days, but then she started chirping again with this engine knock, so over the weekend we got into a big argument. I said "hey, I thought I told you to shut the hell up" and she was all "you don't care about me so why should I care about you" and I was all "that's not true, maybe I haven't shown it lately because the weather's been bad, but I care about you" and she was all "maybe we should take a break". That angered me something fierce, so I said "screw that, how bout we just break up". So on Monday, we broke up officially.

I guess I was a little bit sad about it yesterday, but then I saw the weather forecast for the weekend and realized my rebound 4-door Jeep Wrangler is gonna look great with her top off.