Thursday, January 04, 2007

It's no wonder seven ate nine

I have no problems with the numbers zero through eight, but the number nine pisses me off. The nine is a poseur. It wants to be in the cool crowd so bad. The nine is the numerical equivalent to Theo Huxtable having Denise make him a shirt just like a real Gordon Gartrelle.

Listen here, nine. Nobody likes you! It's your fault that poor number six has to be underlined on Uno cards! You will never be six, so just stop trying.


  1. Baron Cohen Says:

    It's tucked into my socks!!!