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Every time I see a newspaper headline that references Global Warming, I quickly move right past the article without even reading it. I get it; it’s getting warmer and it’s our fault. Just please stop telling me about it. Instead, how about we figure out how to fix it? Every time I'm given a tip on what I can do personally to thwart Global Warming, I do it, but then I continue to see the headlines almost daily. So if we can’t figure out a real solution to the problem short of asking everyone to stop exhaling, then can we please shut up about it and enjoy the nice weather?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go outside and spray an aerosol can directly towards the sky.