Thursday, January 11, 2007
Barenaked Bloglets
by Greg at 2:04 PM
I don't think I could be a nudist. Where would I keep my keys?
Do people at nudist colonies dress up for Halloween?
I bet there are no nudist lathe operators.
Mowing the lawn in the nude wouldn't be so bad but I probably wouldn't do the weed whacking that way.
Why is a person's likelihood to become a nudist inversely related to how much attention that person pays to the grooming of his or her own body hair?
Playing dress-up for nudist children is probably either really easy or really hard.
Nudists probably play baseball differently since everyone starts out at first base.
Tampons are probably a bigger seller than maxi pads at nudist colonies.
I'm thinking that cooking bacon would be among the most common causes of injury at a nudist colonies. And probably water skiing.
A nudist paintball enthusiast would probably be a rare find.
I doubt anything has been a bigger boon to the nudist lifestyle than when they started making picnic benches out of plastic.
I bet all nudists are in favor of having their cats declawed, too...
You've made some excellent points. I especially agree with the picnic bench comment.
A classic moment from Hollywood Squares:
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
Tape measures.
Also...
If possible, compute in the nude.
-From the book "Supercharging MS-Dos" by Microsoft Press, 3rd Ed., pg. 393, under the section "Static Electricity Is A Killer"