Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Is it soup yet?
by Anonymous at 9:33 AM
Can it be too early in the day to eat soup? I ask because on two separate occasions recently, I was heating up some Campbells in the microwave at like 9:30 or 10, and both times someone came up to me and said "soup already?" And it wasn't even the same guy. And they both said it the same way: "soup already?" It's almost like they planned it.
Hey, Brian is in the kitchen heating up soup right now. Go up to him and say "soup already?" and use a real sarcastic tone. Don't ask, just trust me.
What the hell?!? So I'm eating soup and it's only 10am. What's the big deal? It's not like I'm pounding down a pint of ice cream or something.
"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking."
We can talk or not talk all day.
How much do you think I can benchpress? Just a ballpark.
I get the same reaction when I pop popcorn first thing in the morning.