Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Near... Far... Wherever Bloglets are....
by Greg at 4:18 PM
If it turned out that the guy whose job it was to arrange the deck chairs on the Titanic survived, we'd all feel pretty stupid right now.
I'm trying to cease and desist using redundant phrases.
I have no use for people that use acronyms. Try it with me and you're SOL.
Someone said to me, "the long and the short of it is..." Well, which is it? I don't get it.
Ever since Elmo came around, we haven't seen a whole lot of Grover. I'm picturing Grover in a gutter somewhere mumbling about Mr. Noodle and Dorothy.
I would have to say that coming out of the birth canal was my crowning achievement.
Is there anything worse than watching someone type and click that does not use keyboard shortcuts?
her: "I just have to select this 2000 line spreadsheet..." [tries to select it all with her mouse]
me: "Control A."
her: [still trying to select it all with her mouse]
me: "Control A to select all."
her: [still trying to select it all with her mouse]
me: [head hits table]
her: "Are you ok?"
me: "Oh, you didn't let go of the mouse button, did you?"
her: "I heard a thud"
me: "Control A."
