Monday, March 31, 2008
Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
by Greg at 3:31 PM
Courtesy of FoxNews.com.
Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
In fairness, he says he did have dinner with the table first.
Darn, I'm upset that the table was metal...I had a whole joke prepared if it would have been wood.
I wonder if he would be considered a pedophile if it was one of those small playskool picnic tables he was caught having sex with...