1 Happy St

So I get on an elevator and I'm followed on by a guy talking to his girlfriend or wife (or boyfriend, what do I know?) on his cellphone. I overhear him say "I love you baby" followed by a short pause. The person on the other end must not have heard him, because he repeats himself. "I said I love you baby." Of course I cannot let this go without commenting. So I say to him "should I make fun of you right now, or should I wait until you leave and do it behind your back?" He didn't respond, he just looked at me with a crook-eye and continued on with his phone conversation. I don't think he appreciated it. Oh well, it was worth it.