Thursday, August 07, 2008
But what about Brett Fav....ra?
by Anonymous at 1:54 PM
From FJM:
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Is there anything more boring, in all of sports, than the Brett Favre saga?
Anything?
Some candidates:
1. Watching the second quarter of an NBA preseason game in slow motion.
2. Watching NASCAR qualifying through your neighbor's window, using the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.
3. A press conference where the Minnesota Wild announce the hiring of a new assistant trainer, and the mics don't work.
4. Reading Peter King's thoughts on Starbucks.
5. SportsCenter. (N.B. may not count as "sports.")
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Excellent
I hope that:
Favre falls flat on his face in NY.
Aaron Rodgers throws for 4000+ in Green Bay, and that the Packers are successful this season (except against the Bears).
Favre retires after the season, and this time actually stays retired.
Like it'll happen.
I hope that: the white sox sweep the Tigers. Oh wait, no I don't. I don't care about them anymore.
Okay, I hope that: Kyle Orton doesn't spike himself
I don't know how you can say that the Sox don't excite you, or that you couldn't care less about what happens to them. Better check your pulse.
As far as the Bears go, let's just hope Rex can put his shoes on the correct feet tonight. Baby steps, gentlemen.