Thursday, December 21, 2006
George Bush = Mr. Kruger?
by Anonymous at 2:05 PM
Quote from Mr. Kruger in a 1997 episode of Seinfeld: "Boy we really took it on the chin this year."
A couple quotes from George Bush yesterday: "2006 was a difficult year for our troops" and "next year will bring more painful U.S. losses."
Let's all be thankful our new defense secretary isn't George Costanza.
I'm not too worried about it.
I tried to figure out a way to work that in there, but ended up deleting it 2 or 3 times before finally settling on the George Costanza/defense secretary line.
Oh well, they're not all winners.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
So what you're saying is that we didn't have to tear down the statue of Saddam?
We could have just smoothed his head down to nothing, stuck a pumpkin under his arm and changed the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?
Nice showmanship
George: No! I don't! Don't you even care? This is your company! It's your
name on the outside of the building! Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off and
all it says now is K-uger!
Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, huh?
K-uger! K-uger!