Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Urine deep trouble now
by Anonymous at 3:36 PM
A 43-year old Delray Beach man who told police he keeps his urine in a plastic container so he doesn't have to seek out bathrooms was arrested and charged with simple battery Tuesday after dumping the contents of said container over his girlfriend. According to police, Paul Thomas Hamill "saturated" his girlfriend with the urine during the course of an argument in the parking lot of a Stuart service station. She responded by dousing him with red wine and calling the cops.
Been there. Not judging.
Never before has the word 'saturated' made me want to retch. Until now.
Have you seen my plastic urine container? We're gonna be hanging out in the parking lot of a service station, and you know my public bathroom rule.
Duh, it's in the car already. Hey, can I bring this glass of red wine?
it's funny that they used the word saturate in this scenario because it's really an improper use of the word most likely caused by someone's nervousness about explaining that someone emptied a bag of pee on someone elses head.
HOLD YOUR BREATH!