Monday, January 12, 2009
I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press. Without them, nobody would know who the [bleep] I am
by Anonymous at 8:53 AM
Here is my impression of what it's like to watch the Golden Globes:
And the nominees for Best Actor in a Drama series are:
- Some guy you've never heard of from Dexter.
- Another guy you've never heard of from In Treatment.
- The only guy you recognize out of each of the 5 nominees.
- A third guy you've never heard of from True Blood.
- A fourth guy you've never heard of from yet another show you don't watch.
And the winner is............one of the four guys you've never heard of.
Yay!
I think Kate Winslet is still thanking the bajillion people in her life...and yes, I said bajillion.
Also - was it just me or did the repeated "I Love Yous" to Leo seem a little uncomfy to those who knew her husband was sitting next to him?
Jill and I noticed the I Love You's. Awesome. Did you notice that she hugged Leo first when her name was called?
Maybe I'm overthinking things that I know nothing about, but that poor dude is ugly, his wife is hot, and her best fried is friggin Leo DiCaprio. Weird dynamic.
best fried?
You've never heard of Gabrielle Byrne? You retarded or something?
Satire Hef. Satire.
Also, I would have felt worse had you spelled his name right.
I have noticed two trends among most of my friends and acquaintances today:
1. Most of them watched the Golden Globe Awards.
2. Most of them are complaining about the Golden Globe Awards in some capacity.
I sense we are a culture that can't live without complaining.
And before you say so, I'm saying that not as a complaint itself, but as an observation.
You're correcting my spelling? You retarded or something?
No I'm not retarded. It's not like I spelled Gabriel Byrne's name wrong or something.
You're repeating yourself. You retarded or something?
I had the exact same conversation with my boyfriend about the Leo-Kate-Kate's unattractive/random husband.
I would be super uncomfortable if I was that guy.