Thursday, January 15, 2009
I've got more chins than Chinatown. Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright!
by Anonymous at 12:38 PM
FoxSports.com has learned that the White Sox and pitcher Bartolo Colon have agreed to a one-year deal, pending a physical. Excellent. I wonder what happens during a physical of Bartolo Colon.
White Sox Team Doctor: "Welcome back, Bartolo. First things first; how does your arm feel?"
Bartolo: "It hurts."
White Sox Team Doctor: "Can you tie your own shoes?"
Bartolo: "Almost."
White Sox Team Doctor: "Okay you pass."
