Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bravo Paris Hilton

If you're Paris Hilton and you're trying to clean up your party-girl image through philanthropy, which cause do you take up? I know. Drunken Indian elephants.

To be fair, this is actually nice of her. Someone needs to raise awareness of drunken Indian elephants, so why not Paris? The situation has been out of control for far too long.

But I love this quote within the article from Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals: "I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk after drinking homemade rice beer and getting killed."

It's like Sangeeta knew I would need a ridiculously long and detailed quote for this blog. Let's hope they all keep up the good work. And if you're looking for a good holiday donation, be sure to check out
www.takingnoteofrecentincidentsofwildelephantsinnortheastindiagoingberserk.com/

Oh, it doesn't exist? Well it should.

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4 comments:

  1. Maygan Says:

    She wants to help drunken elephants? I didn't think she was friends with Britney anymore.

  2. Molly Says:

    Awesome, Maygan!!! :)

  3. Maygan Says:

    Thanks Molly. I thought I was leaving the most OBVIOUS comment ever. Glad someone appreciated it. :)

  4. Brian Says:

    I was a bit pre-mature in praising Paris for her philanthropy. Off-topic question: is it still considered philanthropy if you're helping elephants instead of people? Back on point: it seems that Paris isn't helping the drunken elephants at all. It was a made-up story and her people knew nothing about it until reading it yesterday. They say it's untrue.

    Shame.

    Those elephants were counting on her support. Now who will they turn to?