Sunday, September 16, 2007

OJ Simpson: Dumbass

Actual quote from OJ Simpson:

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it? What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas."

Did OJ just hinge his defense on a Las Vegas marketing slogan?

Well now that he's behind bars, he can forget about being a spokesman for Southwest Airlines because he is no longer free to move about the country.

On the bright side, word is that he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO.


  1. Anonymous Says:

    Hey OJ, how's prison?

    It's just like, it's just like, a mini-mall, hey hey!

    Yeah, I got nothin.