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According to this story, my former 3rd grade classmate Paul Munich was simply ahead of his time. He knew what he was doing. Sure we all thought he was a freak and we made fun of him endlessly and I'm sure he developed a wicked complex as a result of all the crap we gave him about it. But as it turns out, he was the smart one and we were the dumb one's.

Paul Munich, if you're out there, please cross me and a host of your other 3rd grade classmates off your list of "people to kill", put on some red lipstick Danny McGrath-style, and continue going to town on that schnoz of yours. And please accept my sincerest apologies.