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Did you hear the news? Abe Lincoln's face was deformed. It turns out that the left side of his face was much smaller than the right. This may have been the cause of his left eye occasionally drifting upwards independent of his right eye.

Okay, that's enough. The man has been dead for over 140 years. He was ugly and awkward and tall and geekish and smelled funny and pee'd in the shower and picked his nose and had that weird foot fungus, but he also freed the slaves. I think we should leave him alone.