Monday, November 20, 2006
OJ Simpson - innovator
by Anonymous at 6:29 PM
Think of all the books that could be written using O.J.'s method of confessing:
- "If she was telling the truth", by the Duke Lacrosse team
- "If I had stolen all of that pension money", by Jeffrey Skilling, foreword by Bernie Ebbers
- "If I had groped her", by Arnold Schwarzenegger
- "If I gave driver's licenses to criminals", by George Ryan
- "If we knew the strap would break", by Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake
- "If I planned the clubbing", by Tanya Harding
- "If that freezer was mine", by Bill Jefferson
- "If we used steroids", by Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Bret Boone, Rafael Palmeiro, Gary Sheffield, Brady Anderson, Luis Gonzalez, and Roger Clemens
- "If I was gay", by Clay Aiken
Here's to hoping that O.J. inadvertantly started a new celebrity trend.
