Wednesday, November 08, 2006

fyi kfed im dvorcin u ttfn

It's being reported that Britney Spears let her husband, rapper wannabe Kevin Federline know that she was divorcing him by sending him a text message to his Blackberry. Brilliant. Does it get any better than that? Poor KFed. No seriously. POOR KFed. He'll be working at WalMart by spring.

Lost in this story is perhaps the silver lining that Kevin needs, seeing as how he's been cut off from the cash cow (no pun intended), that this confirms once and for all that Federline can read. Wasn't Britney taking a risk here by sending that? Are we sure he didn't call her up after that and say, "Yo, why there be all these letters up in my fizone?!"

I guess this is just another example of how detached from reality celebrities can get. Divorcing over text message? What's next? Firing your publicist in a blurb on Page 6? I really don't think that its good news for humanity that we now think its acceptable to tell our spouse that we're leaving them in the same way in which we vote for American Idol.

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  1. Brian Says:

    Very funny. But why no graphic of the two of them with a split down the middle Reece and Ryan-style?

  2. Anonymous Says:

    This dude did it all wrong, he claimed to be famous and great before actually working his way up like everybody else.

    Britney was a professional, this guy is a slacker, no way that was going to work.

    I am not surprised, this is Hollywood, people change spouses like dirty underwear.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    John Cena will own Kevin Federline on Monday Night RAW January 1st.

  4. MJ Says:

    I just got finished reading this whole page. Thnx for helping me pass the time @ work. FYI Greg made me laugh more than Brian but its close

  5. Brian Says:

    Now I'm torn. I have to appreciate someone taking the time to read all this nonsense. But I can't trust anyone who goes by "MJ" who isn't Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, or the blond guy from Real World: Philadelphia.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Hey MJ...Greg might have made you laugh more, but Brian is definitely the cuter one!!!