Thursday, December 11, 2008

Virtual Insanity, v.2.0

I wonder if one of these virtual gaming companies will ever develop a virtual virtual console. Imagine yourself being behind the controller of your virtual self as he plays video games. That’d be awesome. You could yell at your virtual self as he wastes away his life, screaming things at him like "go outside you loser" or "don’t swing at the high pitch Man, what are you new to this?" Then your virtual wife can walk in and tell you to turn that shit off and take out the garbage while your real wife walks in and tells you to turn that shit off and help with dinner. It’ll be all kinds of confusing.

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  1. Hef Says:

    I'm not one to rain on other people's parades (or jokes), but Futurama made this gag in the second episode.

    At about 2:32

    Also, Santa Claus doesn't exist and Valentines Day was invented to sell chocolate. And you were probably adopted.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Noted. It's bad enough using someone's joke who's funny like Carlin or something, but now you're telling me I'm ripping of Futurama? I might as well (minus well?) shut this place down.

  3. Hef Says:

    whoa whoa whoa...Futurama is fucking hilarious. You're on my list.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    So you're saying the 5 minutes I gave it when it first came out wasn't enough?