Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Headline seen

Stocks slump for no f*cking reason whatsoever

Okay so I didn't really see that headline, but wouldn't it be appropriate? Just look at some of the stock market headlines that you see on a daily basis. Today the market slumped on recession fears. Okay, but what about yesterday? Wasn't there a fear of a recession yesterday? Yes there was. But that didn't stop the market from surging due to the announcement of a POSSIBLE stimulus package. A stimulus package that hasn't even happened. A stimulus package that has the same possibility of happening today as it had yesterday. I can't find headlines that go back that far, but I have no doubt that the market either slumped or surged on Friday due to something that's still true today. And same for last Thursday. And last Wednesday. And so on. And so on.

So what the f*ck?

They took 'er jerbs.

THEY TOOK ER JERRRRR!

This last part was just for Jeremy. I have nothing left to add. I'm not even saying anything at this point. I'm on ski's looking down at a shark right now.

Labels: , |

2 comments:

  1. Jerms Says:

    snow skis or water skis? cuz i guess if you're on snow skis looking at a shark you're totally fucked. water skis, eh, you might just make it.

    i'm going to start selling drugs. i think it's the only sure way to get rich and secure my early retirement.

  2. Brian Says:

    Jerms - You could always whore yourself out. But you would have to let your customers know that you look like a foot in advance.