Saturday, September 06, 2008
Intoxicated man + wheelchair + baseball bat + convenience store = comedy
by Anonymous at 10:10 PM
This kind of story doesn't come around all that often.
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DALLAS -- A robber rolled into a convenience store armed with a bat and knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
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Are you funny enough to add a joke here? 'Cause I'm not.
