Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Play Those Funky Bloglets, White Boy
by Greg at 2:40 PM
I have a policy of never speaking in ancient languages, like Greek or Aramaic or Latin, et cetera.
I don't think I'm a racist, but I really don't understand the Blue Man Group.
I took an online quiz to see if I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I took it 6 times to be sure it was accurate.
Ice Cube, Ice-T, and Vanilla Ice are all washed up. I think we can blame global warming.
That reminds me of the time I saw Tone Loc at Disney World. I yelled, "Hey, it's Ice-T! Oh no. It's just Tone Loc." Yes, I said "just Tone Loc". And yes, he heard me. And yes, I'm white.
I like to imagine you two picking out the various tags for your posts.
"Hmm, yes. 'Greg's an idiot' is the perfect tag for this one."