Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Play Those Funky Bloglets, White Boy

I have a policy of never speaking in ancient languages, like Greek or Aramaic or Latin, et cetera.

I don't think I'm a racist, but I really don't understand the Blue Man Group.

I took an online quiz to see if I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I took it 6 times to be sure it was accurate.

Ice Cube, Ice-T, and Vanilla Ice are all washed up. I think we can blame global warming.

That reminds me of the time I saw Tone Loc at Disney World. I yelled, "Hey, it's Ice-T! Oh no. It's just Tone Loc." Yes, I said "just Tone Loc". And yes, he heard me. And yes, I'm white.

1 comments:

  1. Jane Says:

    I like to imagine you two picking out the various tags for your posts.

    "Hmm, yes. 'Greg's an idiot' is the perfect tag for this one."