Wednesday, December 19, 2007
With a corncob pipe and a Bloglet nose...
by Greg at 2:46 PM
It's been my observation that black people don't like being stereotyped.
This is a brilliant Family Guy clip.
I don't care much for her sister, but that Jamie Lynn Spears is quite the positive role model.
I'm hoping I never get a surprise visit by a jockey. He might be offended by my landscaping. Same goes for a gargoyle.
I've got no use for tinsel.
Or koalas.
I haven't seen one bell ringer this Christmas. My pocket is overflowing with pennies.
.....er I mean with $10s and $20s.
And finally, do any of our readers remember these videos? Anyone who ever watched The Bozo Show on WGN growing up will surely remember this...
or this...
or this...
I do remember those videos. What I don't remember is Santa looking like an evil old Asian man.
You missed a tag..."songs that stick in your head." I've got that yodel-like song firmly entrenched.
Remember that time in Baltimore when I compared the large black door lock to something and that someone that had one of those somethings was sitting right in front of us? Good times, good times...
Fixed, Jane.
And "Anonymous"... no comment.
I have been whistling that hardrock song for the last 10 minutes now, so that label is definitely neccesary. I don't know how to spell neccesary. This comment section needs a spellcheck. Nah thats not neccesary. I'm making myself laugh now. This entire comment was unneccesary.
Well done, Jeremy! Awesome! :)
Jeremy, this should help. Having the lyrics to the song has helped me really maximize the enjoyment of having that song stuck in my head.
Ole olady olady I oh
That's Hardrock, and Coco, and Joe
Now listen my children and you shall hear
A story fantastic, a story so queer
It's all about Santa and his helpers three
There's Hardrock, and Coco, and Joe
Now Hardrock's the driver up there by his sleigh
Coco reads maps and he shows him the way
Though old Santa really has no need for Joe
But takes him cause he loves him so
Ole olady olady I ay
Donner and Blitzen away away
Ole olady olady I oh
I'm Hardrock, I'm Coco, I'm Joe
And Santa is busy with his heavy pack
He trusts his drivers and never looks back
Ole olady olady I oh
I'm Hardrock, I'm Coco, I'm Joe
Now go to bed early on this Christmas Eve
I've no way of knowing just what you'll recieve
But you'll hear their laughter that much I do know
‘Twill be Hardrock, and Coco, and Joe
The 3 little men only 2 feet high
Singing to Santa way up in the sky
Laughing and shouting as the sleigh bells ring
It's Hardrock, and Coco, and Joe
Ole olady olady I ay
Donner and Blitzen away away
Ole olady olady I oh
He's Hardrock, he's Coco, he's Joe
And Santa is busy with his heavy pack
He trusts his drivers and never looks back
Ole olady olady I oh
He's Hardrock, he's Coco, he's Joe
Ol' Santa will come in and set down his pack
And Hardrock will hold the reindeer till Santa comes back
If you hear a giggle as he turns to go
It's Coco, a snowball,...and Joe!
Ole olady olady I ay
Donner and Blitzen away away
Ole olady olady I oh
I'm Hardrock, I'm Coco, I'm Joe
And Santa is busy with his heavy pack
He trusts his drivers and never looks back
Ole olady olady I oh
I'm Hardrock, I'm Coco, I'm Joe
Ole olady olady I oh...
Thanks. I'm glad I could contribute. This may be a backhanded compliment, but this blog is so stupid, but it is also one of my faves.
Who says faves? I should edit that.
Nah I will leave it.
Greg, you should put that on our front page:
1 Happy St - This blog is so stupid, but Jeremy's fave
I like it.
I can't believe this entry got 7 comments. I wonder if it's possible to approach the record from your Spoilers entry from last year.