Monday, July 24, 2006
Lebanon and on and on and on
by Greg at 2:05 PM
Have you been following the news? Apparently there's some stuff going on in the Middle East. This came as a shock to me because they've always gotten along so well over there. I haven't really been following it that closely but apparently the Israelis are upset with the lesbians? ...or something like that. I was only half-paying attention. They should know better than to interrupt So You Think You Can Dance.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice went over there to try to smoothe things over. If you ask me, she's got her work cut out for her. Trying to bring peace to the Middle East is sort of like being Jeanne Zelasko's plastic surgeon. Sure, there's a lot of room for improvement, but more than likely it's still going to be a big mess when you're done.
