Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Conversation with a co-worker
by Anonymous at 8:46 AM
My cell phone rings.
Him (laughing): "Hey Man, I totally just saw you picking your nose."
Me (confused): "Yeah? Where are you?"
Him: "I'm right behind you. You just passed me at the toll booth."
Me: "I'm in the office right now."
Him: "Oh. Wait, okay it's not you. He looks like you though and he drives a Magnum just like yours."
Me: "I drive a Jeep."
Him: "Oh. Never mind."