Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Greg's To Do List - 9/26/06

  • Complete crossword on old Pop Tart box and recycle box
  • Consider switch from Colgate to Crest (possibly Aquafresh?)
  • Buy box of Alpha-bits and remove all the O's and mix them in with Cheerio's; wait to see if anyone notices
  • Save someone from burning vehicle/building so I can be on local news; mention this website during interview to increase hit count
  • Buy more Pop Tarts
  • Build ceiling for my cubicle
  • Remove gasoline containers from my trunk to avoid arousing suspicion vis-a-vis the above rescue
  • Find out what the little squiggle thing (~) on my keyboard is called and what it's for
  • Research origin of universe
  • Write Best Man speech for Brian's wedding
  • Find out when Brian's wedding is
  • Get oil changed (don't let neighbor do it again)
  • Write "to do list" **IN PROGRESS**
  • Ask HR if "overworked" is a good excuse for absence
  • Research what was great before sliced bread
  • Learn to swim
  • Buy raincoat (or umbrella)
  • Practice penmanship
  • Learn all the words to "Unbreak My Heart"
  • Bring digital camera to wedding (remember to remove incriminating photos)
  • Buy candy corn
  • Finish watching "The Benchwarmers" on DVD
  • Join a club
  • Contact patent office about my idea for a device that plays music that fits in pocket
  • Have that rash looked at
  • Buy Calamine
  • Start exercising
  • Contact Enzyte about possible refund

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