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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
- Complete crossword on old Pop Tart box and recycle box
- Consider switch from Colgate to Crest (possibly Aquafresh?)
- Buy box of Alpha-bits and remove all the O's and mix them in with Cheerio's; wait to see if anyone notices
- Save someone from burning vehicle/building so I can be on local news; mention this website during interview to increase hit count
- Build ceiling for my cubicle
- Remove gasoline containers from my trunk to avoid arousing suspicion vis-a-vis the above rescue
- Find out what the little squiggle thing (~) on my keyboard is called and what it's for
- Research origin of universe
- Write Best Man speech for Brian's wedding
- Find out when Brian's wedding is
- Get oil changed (don't let neighbor do it again)
- Write "to do list" **IN PROGRESS**
- Ask HR if "overworked" is a good excuse for absence
- Research what was great before sliced bread
- Buy raincoat (or umbrella)
- Learn all the words to "Unbreak My Heart"
- Bring digital camera to wedding (remember to remove incriminating photos)
- Finish watching "The Benchwarmers" on DVD
- Contact patent office about my idea for a device that plays music that fits in pocket
- Contact Enzyte about possible refund
