Friday, June 02, 2006
When you know your life has jumped the shark
by Anonymous at 9:03 AM
I despise both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Neither of them brings anything to the table that would either benefit my life or entertain me. So why then do I feel a little sad whenever I read or hear that they're not on speaking terms? What part of my life do I need to re-evaluate? There has to be something, because nobody should care about these two morons. And yet, whenever I hear one of them bad-mouthing the other, for a brief second, I feel kind of sad. Meanwhile, they're driving around in their Bentley's without a care in the world.
I think I need to go outside more.
