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Bob Uecker was in the news recently to get a restraining order against a woman who has been stalking him. She was quite the anti-looker. You ever notice that celebrity stalkers are never good looking? I think I know why. Good-looking stalkers don't get reported.

Think about it. If you're a celebrity and you have a hot woman stalking you outside your house, you're not going to turn her away. You're going to invite her in. Because if there's one thing better than a hot woman, it's a hot woman who's crazy.

I guess the fun isn't worth the drama when you're dealing with an uggo.