Wednesday, June 20, 2007
It's a blog eat blog world and I'm wearing Bloglet underwear
by Greg at 2:14 PM
I've read that a good way to keep your cat off the furniture or counter tops is to spray them in the face with a water bottle. I'm not sure if that works on cats, but it seems to be helping keep people out of my cubicle.
I think we need to retire the phrase "everyone and their mother". The only time that expression ever really works is in response to the question, "Who's going to be at the mother-son picnic?"
What do you take if you break out in hives from taking Benadryl?
Nobody names their dog "Spot" anymore. Spot is like the dog version of Wally.
I was watching C-SPAN and I noticed that Congress still uses "aye" and "nay" instead of just using the common English words, "yes" and "no". I don't really have a joke here, but I do think it's just another example of how Congress is stupid.
When I die, I want to be cremated and put in an urn with a bunch of springy snakes.
