Showing posts with label Mega Millions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mega Millions. Show all posts
Friday, February 22, 2008
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner, but we would
by Anonymous at 10:52 AM
A few of my friend Brian's ideas for how to spend $270 million if he wins the Mega Millions tonight:
- I would purchase a multi-unit apartment building and raise the rents on the current tenants.
- I would buy a baby seal and kick it in the face.
- I would buy a submarine, travel to Alaska and fire torpedoes at oil tankers.
- I would walk up to a bum, show him a wad of 100's and punch him in the crotch.
- I would use my money to get close to Paris Hilton and light her dog on fire.....then her.
- I would cancel Lost.
C'Mon man. Cancel Lost?
