Showing posts with label Happy Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy Friday. Show all posts

Friday, October 24, 2008

....but I feel fine

The market is so bad right now that they've stopped free trade. A woman was brutally attacked at an ATM by a knife-wielding man because her car has a John McCain bumper sticker (this was so crazy it almost sounds fake). It's dark for the first hour or so that we're awake and it's only light for an hour or so after we get home. The frigging Tampa Bay Rays are representing the American League in the World Series.

I'm tired of doom and gloom. This is supposed to be a happy street. Do you have anything good you'd like to discuss? I'm open for anything.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Honey, have you seen my good jeans?


One pair of frosted Lee jeans: $4 (adjusted for 80's prices)
Pair of black socks: $8
Proving that Friday jean day in the office isn't always a good thing: Priceless

NOTE: Sorry for the lame MasterCard play.

Friday, May 16, 2008

I was born on a Pirate Shipping Reminder

Just a quick reminder - if you need something shipped by tomorrow or Monday, make sure you order it within the next 7 mins. You don't want to have what happened to me happen to you.

That is all. Enjoy your weekend.

Or don't, what do I care?

Kidding, of course I care.

This blog leaves so much to be desired sometimes.

Yeah I don't know what that means either. Did you like my Wheel of Fortune-style Before and After blog title at least?