Monday, March 20, 2006
Things the media says I should be afraid of
by Greg at 3:37 PM
Sharks
Hurricanes
SARS
Teenagers
Fireworks
Rock 'n roll
The south
Alligators
Milk
Avian Bird Flu
Flying
Men
Homeschoolers
Driving
Israelis
My computer
The government
Walmart
Flu shots
Pollution
Lightning
Guns
Contact sports
Eggs
Hurt feelings
Rich people
French fries
Second hand smoke
Anthrax
Plastic
Sunlight
Fur
Old people
Cell phones
Astroids
Typing
Dogs
Snow
The internet
TV
White people
Stay-at-home moms
SUV's
Compact cars
School buses
Video games
PDAs
Death
Water
...shall I go on?
