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$29 million dollars.

Frigging $29 million. That's the amount of money that busted movie brought in over the weekend.

I'm not sure how many tickets it takes to reach $29 million, but I know $29 million is a lot of money.

Are people insane?

Yes they are. If this doesn't prove that the American public isn't qualified to vote, then I don't know what will.

See what I did there?

I'm so glad that Disney is finally coming out with a movie that I want to see.

Also, every Disney executive should be shot.

Also, I'm serious.

Shot dead.

Murdered.

Too far?

No.

Bloody assassinated.

I can't wait for this movie.

Drink Sprite.