Showing posts with label Jos. A. Bank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jos. A. Bank. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
The JoS. A. Bank voiceover guy
by Anonymous at 8:37 AM
I wonder if the voiceover guy on the Joseph A. Bank commercials talks like that in real life.
Wife: "Honey by chance did you pick up stuff for salads on your way home?"
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Yes I did. Cucumbers and carrots, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "That's great."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Entire stock of lettuce, croutons, and grated cheese, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Cost of a divorce, FIFTY percent off."
Wife: "I wish you were dead."
Joseph A. Bank guy: "Going rate on domestic homicide, FIFTY percent off."
