You know what really grinds my gears?

When a roll call goes something like this:

"Okay when I call your name, let me know you're here...Johnnie BigCheeks?"
"Here"
"Susan McTalksalot?"
"Here"
"Billy O'NastyGas?"
"Here"
"Marsha McPartyPlanner?"
"Here"
"Jason McHumorChallenged?"
"Present"

Screw you Jason. And quit grinding my gears.