1 Happy St

I just got an email from "PayPal" saying my account was expired and I needed to renew and to "click here". The attached ...

Her: No for real. If I were to die tomorrow, do you think you'd ever get remarried? Him: Tough to say. All I can say for sure is that ...

Send a broadcast message to the entire floor that says, "I bought some extra Halloween candy. It's in the breakroom. Get it while i...

For reasons beyond my control, 1happyst.tumblr.com may have been updated for the last time, so this may be my only other option. I'm st...

Goodbye Folks. It's been fun. If you'd like to chat, please email me.

"Dec. 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States. It was a complete surprise, completely unexpecte...

I'm out of ideas. Me too. What if we dressed Kristin up like some freakish woman who creates mischief. We've done that 300 times alr...

It turns out that Barack Obama made his 1st mistake as President only 3 sentences into his speech. When he said, "Forty-four Americans ...

Why didn't Aretha go with the big bow? Do you realize that we don't have a President right now all because of Yo Yo Ma? (from Sam at...

It sounds like I'm listening to a college football game. Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2009-2013 United States Executive Branch Woooooooooo...

Wait, Barack Obama is only 47 years old? Wow that's young. And he's from Hawaii? That's gotta be a first, right? No wonder peopl...

"Johnny" is talking loudly near "Billy's" desk. Billy: "Hey Johnny, someone on the other side of the floor wan...

More overheard by Bulls color man Bill Wennington during the radio broadcast: "Nice penetration by Derrick Rose who was able to find an...

Overheard by Bulls color man Bill Wennington during the radio broadcast: "That was a good possession on offense by the Bulls. Gordon mi...

Via ESPN Rumor Central : The Pittsburgh Pirates have contacted free agent pitcher Pedro Martinez and would be interested if the price is ri...

Don has been down on his team since the end of Game 3 against the Dodgers (actually it's probably closer to the end of Game 1). On Sunda...

Headline seen: US Airways survivor texts: 'My plane is crashing' Well I guess now we know. It wasn't a bird. Some moron had thei...

When I was watching Mannequin the other night (still don’t judge me), I noticed that the antagonist, well one of them, was James Spader. I ...

One thought crossed my mind as I looked at the thermometer on my dashboard that was showing -18: it could be 50 degrees warmer and it would ...

Jill was wrapped up in a blanket on the couch. I got up to go to bed, so I handed her the TV remote. Jill : "No I don't want it. I ...

FoxSports.com has learned that the White Sox and pitcher Bartolo Colon have agreed to a one-year deal, pending a physical. Excellent. I wond...

Okay I have an idea for a movie. Here me out, I think it’s rock solid. Hey, Rock Solid, that’s a pretty decent porn name. Alright, so this i...

From Paul Lukas : This is the "design" that the Mets will be wearing as a patch on their right sleeves throughout the 2009 season...

Dr. Kristina Durante of The University of Texas at Austin and colleagues found that young women felt more attractive when they had high leve...

Via here : Hall of Fame receiver Michael Irvin was stopped at a red light Monday night when two men in a truck pulled up next to him. The dr...

Guy 1: "Hey good morning. How you doin' today?" Guy 2: "Not bad. You?" Guy 1: "Can't complain. A little bit...

Have you ever thought that the only thing keeping you from not being a murdering, lying, stealing criminal is that you're not an atheist...

1 Happy St would like to congratulate Rickey Henderson on his induction to the HOF. With a little help from Ryne Sandberg, Brian has written...

Here is my impression of what it's like to watch the Golden Globes: And the nominees for Best Actor in a Drama series are: - Some guy yo...

On January 2nd, I gave you this . On January 8th, Kenneth gave us this: This makes me even happier than I was back in May when Nard Dog used...