There's a gas station by my house where the main digital sign was showing $4.10 per gallon for unleaded gas. So I pulled in, but when I got to the pump, the price was showing $4.30 per gallon.
Wait, was this one of those credit card scams where they were charging me more for paying with a credit card rather than cash?
No, I hadn't used my credit card yet. So what was the dilly?
I looked at the main digital sign a little closer and right next to the $4.10 was a note in small letters that said "with the purchase of a 12" Cousins sub".
Son of a bitch. And nowhere on that sign did it say anything about gas being $4.30 without the sandwich. Foolin' bastages.
[NOTE: Jane will pay you $5 if you correctly guess the quote in the title]
Easy - National Lampoon's Vacation
ReplyDeleteScoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
ReplyDeleteMelissa is correct. And for Jane, rum raisin.
ReplyDeleteWOOF!
ReplyDeleteIt also made me think of the Simpsons: "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
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